ANOTHER PYRRHIC VICTORY

If You can't get rid of people like this,

2012-01-17T22:44:00.000Z

What is the point of You? I mean seriously what kind of crippled, spineless, useless, overpaid, joke of a government can't even ship these undesirables out of the country?

Meet Chuka.

2012-01-15T22:56:00.003Z

Introducing the official mascot of tis blog, Chuka. Chuka represents to me the ludicrous, vacuous nature of modern politics, He stands for absolutely nothing at all. A man who just needed a party to drape its colours around him, safe seat, job done, now Chuka is free to go on the BBC on a regular basis, and spout a lot of meaningless drivel which passes over everyones head, they have called him the British Obama, sounds about right.

Chuka Umunna is ihe MP for Streatham and is Shadow Business secretary.

Where do You even start with all this?

2012-01-15T22:27:00.003Z

It wasn't always this bad, I can remember a time not so long ago when things were simpler, more frugal perhaps but happier. Its funny that if You leave things unchecked, if you just let people do things they want to, without question I suppose this resultant shambles is what you get, it was a nice place to live once, friendly, happy, undamaged by the bad ideas that pollute the minds of the social engineering country-wreckers, who know better than us of course, how we should live, breathe, eat, sleep, defecate, think and breathe. Well the reckonings coming I feel so we'll see who survives.

Oh Hello!

2010-05-04T23:58:00.000+01:00

Well done Gordon, You've found the Midlands, only took You thirteen years. No doubt you'll forget where it is again if You're still PM next week.

What? Am I missing something?

2010-05-03T23:30:00.000+01:00

In a microcosm of the state of England today, a young girl broke down in tears as she described how hard it is to make ends meet. Quick as a flash He's on his feet and ranting like a loon about organising a march, a march! to demand a living wage. Gordon you hopeless arsewipe You are the prime minister, You! It was up to You to sort this out. You failed, as always, because You are useless. What next? will You deliver yourself a petition? Gordon just go and fuck off back to wherever You came from.

An arm farting contest would be more informative.

2010-04-15T00:54:00.000+01:00

Don't think I'll be bothering with the leaders debate later on, nothing of interest lies therein. Mind , don't doubt that the cycloptic cretin will lie like a cheap chinese watch and as usual nobody will call him on it.

Smug berk alert!

2009-09-14T11:55:00.000+01:00

I've always considered Postman Plod to be overrated even by the standards of this lame and enfeebled government, He never has much of any use to say unless it is on his favourite topic, the tories. He was chiefly responsible for the "sainted" NHS policy of " Die in agony with no help if You dare to mortgage Your house/ spend all your life savings on treatments We won't provide for You." As for his treatment of the hapless Gary McKinnon, this is predictable and continues the Juntas tradition of victimising the most vulnerable. ( See Blind Pew/ Maxine Carr.) All of this trademark unpleasantness delivered with His usual brand of grinning boyish south eastern charm.

Nobody else seems to have mentioned this but yesterday mornings execrable performance on " The Politics Show" made the supreme leader look almost efficient. From the off He was armed and dangerous, ready to fill us in on the tories, their cuts, the tories, they are nasty, the tories, will ruin the "recovery". If You didn't know about the tories by now, well you soon would! ( By the way "the tories" have been out of government since 1997 is what you didn't hear, and the tories are not responsible for the state of the economy.) All good until the impertinent interviewer asked a question. The resulting train wreck was something to see. I'll not break it down here but some strange stuff did come out in the rambling responses.

He said, honestly he did, remember what it was like in 1997! I do remember 1997, very well, and very fondly. An economy that was booming, best employment figures for years, house prices picking up, that 1997. It wasn't all good however, the country made a grave error in my view, but then who wanted the awful tories to carry on spoiling the party?

He said, really he did , there is noone better than Brown to lead the country. So in the labour party they can't beat a washed up, raving, serially dishonest, obfuscating, incredibly unpopular nutter. If He is the best I can't imagine the worst.

Finally asked if He would debate the BNP, he was back with the boyish offensive, puffed up and smug he declared, " I havent shared a platform with a fascist in 45 years." Nice one Al! Small point here, you lot have been alienating so many people over the last 12 years, many of them haven't given a thought as to the wider policies of the BNP and just see it this way. You hate them take their money and give it to people they hate. The BNP, they think, is on their side, and against those who have always let them down. The BNP have direct unchallenged access to them, no awkward questions asked. So I say this to You Al, empty chair the fascists by all means,but if You don't share a platform with a fascist now and ask the right questions, you could find yourself sharing a platform with a fascist soon enough. ( He'll be the one putting a rope around your neck.)*

* I'll not weep for Your swinging corpse.

Coming Soon (ish)

2009-09-09T00:25:00.000+01:00

After an unplanned break, I intend to overhaul the blog in the next few days. Much to say on Libyagate, and the governments, ( Browns, ) dishonesty (again).

So much for the country, so much for the party.

2009-06-08T22:17:00.000+01:00

So as the workers of LDV join the victims of his ineptitude any hope of a fresh start for the workers of Britain is crushed by the feeble and spineless PLP, the country will stagger on bleeding and dying. As more lose, less will buy, more will lose and the economy will continue to fail. It seems that we can't be rid of the rotting human shambles, shouting, mumbling and dribbling, ranting and abusing dragging the once great bastion of the Britsh left to further ignominy, I could care less. Goodbye Labour, so called party of the people, you were never any use and you never will be.

I don't know if I'll ever see anything more pathetic than the PM being booed by the Normandy veterans on Saturday. The way in which the cretins of the PLP have used the expenses scandal as an excuse to spinelessly weasel out of their duty to the Country ( and party,) comes close.

Election-Watch@358

2009-06-08T16:41:00.000+01:00

A general election must be held on or before 3rd June 2010. There are now 358 days to go. Will labour cling to Dr James Gordon Brown to the bitter end? Will they change leader? Will they collapse? The countdown begins here.

Meanwhile....

2009-06-08T15:38:00.000+01:00

I was pleased to see so many Labour councillors turfed out here in Staffordshire, and I was looking forward to turfing their MPs out at the general election. As he was not standing I was pleased that the member for my neighbouring constituency, Dr Tony Wright, an honourable man, would not suffer the indignity. A pity then that he made an arse of himself on radio 5 this morning.

Dr Phyllis Starkey MP, shameless lying get!

2009-06-08T15:04:00.000+01:00

For chutzpah, its hard to beat this obscure nonentity, the member for Milton Keynes.

"The message from my voters is they like Gordon, they admire Gordon, they are astonished we'd think about getting rid of him."

Frankly I'm speechless, well almost, which voters did you canvas on this? Have You really been canvassing because I haven't seen a lot of it lately, especially from Labour.

Well you will just have to put up with it.

2009-06-08T02:02:00.000+01:00

Well they'll be forming their own little club with their goose-stepping chums, and I should remind You whose PR system made all possible, if You bring that to Westminster you'll have them there too ( Alan "no balls" Johnson). They were your seats they took too, they are scum but you're not much better. Hey-ho thats democracy.

Well who's fault was it?

2009-06-08T00:09:00.000+01:00

So the British Nazi party are now represented in the EP. Boo bloody hoo. So who's to blame? Who drew attention to them by making a big point of using tax payers money to organise counter-demonstrations? Who refused to allow the BNP a platform to expose their odious, ridiculous and unworkable policies? Who alienated the white working class male, their core voters? Whose fault is it that so many people are losing their jobs? Who insulted British workers, saying they were unskilled and lazy. Answers on a postcard to the BrownsLabour quiz. C/O 10 Downing Street.

Will nobody rid us of this turbulent prat?

2009-06-07T19:52:00.000+01:00

This is a very low point indeed, not just for this blogger but for the countries ( for there are four of us, ) as a whole. Never in the history of parliamentary politics has one man stood above all, smugly content to put himself before the people, his party, his friends and his family in the vain pursuit of his own personal glory. Gordon Brown is a vain, avaricious, cowardly, self obsessed, functionally inarticulate, bullying braggart. He is not only the worst person ever to hold the post of Prime Minister ( and First Lord of the Treasury), a role to which he was elected neither by party or by country. He is also the worst cabinet minister and the worst MP ever to hold office, he is utterly unfit for purpose, if there is nobody better to lead the Labour party, then God help the labour party and God help all of us. It must follow therefore that anybody not associated with this pathetically discredited (dis) organisation is better qualified to lead the country than anyone within it, fair enough!

The labour party is preparing itself for its worst nightmare, when Brown is forced constitutionally to face his worst nightmare, election by the people he has always held in the utmost contempt the party will face a pointy reckoning, the people of this country are indeed angry, furious even at parliaments disgraceful larceny, but they are more so at the ruination of their country. Last year the party suffered numerous electoral humiliations, the loss of Crewe and Nantwich stood out for the utterly crass nature of the campaign, particularly as the bye-election was brought about by the death of the redoubtable party stalwart Gwyneth Dunwoody, and the candidate was her own daughter. On Thursday the parties county councillors were turfed out en masse, as the country took the opportunity to give their verdict on Gordon Brown, they also had the opportunity to do likewise through the elections to the European parliament. ( As yet the results are not known but they should be humiliating to say the least.)

And yet on they go content to group themselves around their man, two potential leaders David Milliband and Alan Johnson have proven themselves unfit by their craven cowardice, the price they will pay will be far greater than the one they would have payed for showing backbone and wielding the knife, which may have saved their party and their political futures. Of those that quit James Purnell and Caroline " Bernie" Flint should live to fight another day, the latter undeservedly given her irritatingly sour demeanour and gormless performances on Question Time. Of the rest Jacqui Smith has no political future, some may live, some may die I could care less.

Of the great destroyer he continues to live among toadies and sycophants, listening to noone, trotting out his usual rehearsed lines we've heard before. He answers no questions and hides away from the ordinary people he so clearly despises, wickedly he glories in the financial chaos he has wrought with his greed and ineptitude, shirking the blame pointing at opponents as if it was their doing and reminding us how pleased he is at the suffering and poverty that he has overseen. I would say that for the good of the country, his party, his family and himself this sorry fool should depart forthwith. It would be the best outcome for what it is worth. If however He remains to the bitter end then so be it. I look forward to his unprecedented humiliation, and enjoying it. I look forward also to the utter destruction of the labour party, for allowing this caledonian clown to run riot. Frankly I hate You, I hate your lies, I hate your stupid political correctness. I despise you, I despise your dimwitted sense of entitlement, I despise your hatred of the English and your contempt for the working man. I hope your life does not become too dull not being able to order us plebs around any more, you are heading for third place but in time fourth and fifth are up for grabs. Take your regional quangos. your ID cards. your snooping and your czars, get stuffed and go to hell. As for Gordon Brown I would wish him dead but I like the idea of him growing old, despised and derided the man who took the whole rotting hulk with him. Good riddance.

BrownsLabour, desperate, dishonest, shabby and ignoring the main story.

2009-05-14T19:15:00.000+01:00

That was the worst ever party election broadcast, period. If those truculent looking idiots were real wouldn't they be pointing the finger at the parasitic clown that got them into this hole? Utter crap!

Speaker Martin is a disgrace and must go!

2009-05-11T23:15:00.000+01:00

I don't know what He was thinking of clashing with Kate Hoey and Norman Baker, but Ms Hoey is an example of what an MP should be. The same cannot be said of Gorbals.

Moat Dredging?

2009-05-11T23:00:00.000+01:00

Moat dredging? no wonder You voted against transparency!

Hat-tip Guido

Why didn't You come to me?

2009-05-10T23:21:00.000+01:00

I'd have done it for fifty, did You really need to claim for that?

Anything on the golden Balls couple yet?

2009-05-10T23:11:00.001+01:00

Just askin' .

For those who like that kind of thing.

2009-05-10T22:40:00.000+01:00

Here is the perennially gormless, perennial junior minister " Bernie" Flint, dressed in moderately expensive clothes in the Observer. Apparently She's very tough.

( Hat-tip Guido )

The Juntas useful idiots.

2009-05-10T14:34:00.000+01:00

A depressing number of cretins pitched up on Nicky Campbells Sunday morning bear baiting arena this morning to call for that most ridiculous of statist projects, a national DNA database. (That is one containing the DNA of everybody in the country.) I have every sympathy with Jill Saward and I believe that nobody should have to suffer what She did, but tragically people will, database or not. Apart from the massive cost, the unwieldy nature of a project which involves collecting and analysing intimate swabs from over 6 million people, 99% of which are useless precisely because they have not and never will belong to anyone that has committed a crime. Leave aside the fact that the govern ment has yet to commission a computer tha can accurately store the names and addresses of the population of a small town, or even the corruption such a system is open to. You can also probably forget the hundreds of thousands who live under the radar in this country ( including many who may commit the sort of crimes which DNA is used to detect.) Or the citizens of 26 other countries who are free to come and go.

What sort of country do We want to live in? One where We are property of the state, to be bought and sold by unelected quangocrats? The police will find it easier to work with the profiles of known offenders, who will offend again, its why so many old crimes are now being detected, including The real killers of Lesley Molseed and Rachel Nickell. In the former case Yes DNA would have cleared Stefan Kizko, but He would not have been convicted had the police not lied to the court and supressed the evidence that would have cleared him, in addition to the lies told by a female colleague of Kizkos at the trial.

I am quite willing to give My DNA to the police in order to eliminate Me from any enquiry, and happy for it to be checked against any records they have, then it should be destroyed. As for Ms Saward I can't take away what happened to You, and neither will this, bad people will do bad things and will usually get caught, as in Your case. Politicians are not clever enough to legislate crime out of existance so don't try and attach yourself to them it can only make you look bad. The reason We are not fearful is because the chances are it will not happen to us, that it happened to you is a tragedy.

Update, I forgot to mention that I don't really warm to the juntas idea that We are all potential criminals. I certainly do not need to be protected by such dull and inept pillocks as are currently failing to run the country, I don't trust them and they do not own me.

Woolas, " I didn't, Oh yes I did "

2009-05-10T13:50:00.000+01:00

But only because He was told to apparently. Incidentally I have to pay for My own food and I don't actually earn anything at the moment never mind £64,766 pa. I take it the telegraph wont be troubled by M'learned friends on Your behalf then?

Apparently She's very angry.

2009-05-10T11:14:00.000+01:00

Oh really, I'm not surprised, being caught at it like that. Frankly I'm incandescent. By the way were the people of your Luton South constituency begging You to run for that seat, because someone else would have done it if You hadn't. Furthermore if You find it so hard You could stand aside rather than resort to criminality. You thief.

Just one question here......

2009-05-10T01:01:00.000+01:00

.......MP's are paid an annual salary of £64,766. So what do they do with that exactly?

" It could be deemed to be edging towards what is unacceptable"

2009-05-09T20:54:00.000+01:00

In other words it's the most blatantly weak excuse for outright fraudulence. You are a crook and I am contacting the police, clearly this is outside whatever " rules " there are. Furthermore it being within the rules does not mean You have done nothing wrong. In the meantime lets see you and Woolas sue.

Anyone want to see......

2009-05-09T20:25:00.000+01:00

.....Woolas actually sue the Telegraph?

When He said His father gave Him a moral compass....

2009-05-09T20:15:00.000+01:00

....He forgot to mention He shoved it up His own arse.

Smith Backs Brown.

2009-05-05T18:39:00.000+01:00

Bear seen shitting in the woods.

Pointing out that fat stupid women are fat and stupid is not actually a crime shocker!

2009-04-16T19:48:00.000+01:00

Incompetent, witless, boot-filling, patronising, trough pig Jackboots Jaqui Smiff has let it be known that she is very upset indeed that exposing the fact that she is an incompetent, witless, boot-filling, patronising trough pig is in no way a criminal offence. Pretty soon, when there is an election, what with Her paper thin majority, massive unemployment in Redditch, public disgust at her swiiling at the public trough and her husbands antics, Ms Smiff will be joining the queue with said husband. Goody. Last time Ms Smiff appeared on telly looking misty eyed it was because the new London Mayor had told her Liebour supporting, incompetent, witless etc. Sir Ian Blair to sling his hook. I get the impression when she can no longer poke her big hooter into our personal business, she will be misty eyed again. Goody.

A Good Christian Man At The Heart Of The Darkness

2009-04-14T19:27:00.000+01:00

Since it was conceived at the start of the last century by James Keir Hardie, the Labour Party has faced no darker hour than it does now. The cult of New Labour was built on deception and dishonesty, greed, threats and political thuggery. The country has been brought low by men with black hearts and empty souls, who, with the certainty of newly enlightened 16 year olds, eschewed the Christian principles that made this country the beacon of democracy and tolerance that it had always been, and turned it into a place of anger and fury, of resentment and fear, of low standards and intolerance and of personal greed and waste. So now the country stands apart, mocked and ridiculed for its leaders pursuit of Mammon, despised for its lack of grace and pillaged by those who saw it as an opportunity to fill their coffers at ordinary peoples expense.

It is then heartening to know that there are a few good men of principle within the parliamentary party, they will be needed to begin the rebuilding after the coming storm, (and come it will ). Men such as Frank Field, late minister of the crown and a man who can still remember why He stood for election and why He chose his party. It is clear that Mr Field struggles to recognise the corruption and evil that rots the government, Cranmer believes He should cross the floor but I am not so sure. Good men of Christian principle like Frank Field must be on hand after the chaos to do what must be done, May the Good Lord guide him in his labours.

If You tolerate this then...

2009-04-12T15:30:00.000+01:00

Remember Tony Blairs promise of "whiter than white" government ? of course it didn't last very long. Remember too Gordon Browns promise of a new kind of government, having just bullied and plotted his way into the top job, the only PM in my lifetime at least never to have been elected by party or people. So what have we got here ? It seems that the party of government has been unable to deal with the large number of " right wing " bloggers undermining their every move. In the absence of top Labour friendly bloggers to compete with the leading Tory friendly blogs, especially Iain Dales Diary and the Guido Fawkes blog by Paul Staines. Now as with most good blogs these are not funded by any political party, they are not national newspapers and they have no outside influence. These are just the work of individuals free to write and say whatever they like without any restraint, and so good are they at this that many people, not always like minded, read them every day.

Clearly it is beyond the wit of Brown and his minions how this works. Last year the shambolic, disgraced ex lobbyist Derek Draper was brought back to pioneer an online rebuttal system to compete with " right wing " bloggers. The result has been a car crash. Draper is rude, ignorant and dishonest, completely unable to stick with a story and appears on TV looking unkempt and ranting so wildly He needs to be upbraided by the presenter. Much as he tries to deny it his Labourlist is sponsored by the party and so is doomed to failure, not that it is any good anyway.

So far out of it are the government that the PM's personal adviser Damian McBride, ( a civil servant by the way, ) started emailing Draper suggesting that they set up a Guido style blog called Red Rag, and use it to smear top tories with unfounded allegations in the belief that it would " destabilise " the tories. You can begin to see the problem already. I'm not going to go through the contents here but suffice to say government computers and taxpayers money were used to discuss obscene false and libellous allegations against politcal opponents. The emails found their way into Mr Staines posession and He was soon making it clear He was going to go public with them, a last ditch attempt to divert attention by publishhing a story in the Telegraph on Saturday morning failed and McBride was toast by 5 O clock Yesterday. A harsh lesson in the way things work.

This hasn't died yet, one of the smearees tory MP Nadine Dorries, a formidable backbencher is lets just say, incandescent about the story that was discussed about her. She is consulting lawyers about the matter and demanding an apology from the Prime Minister no less. Draper is bleating like a deranged sheep that McBride shouldn't have gone, that the emails were a private joke between mates and that Mr Staines should not have published them. Clearly Draper is an embarassment the party can ill afford to be associated with much longer, and the responsible minister, Tom Watson, is now in the firing line too. But what does this say of Gordon Browns judgement? the Prime Minister likes to sermonise to us about his great skills of leadership, and his statesmanship. These men are close to the Prime Minister, these are people He trusts. Last year the government lost a safe seat in a bye-election by crassly insulting the people of Crewe and Nantwich with a staggeringly puerile campaign, can nobody tell him this really isn't working?

Draper likes to put it about that Paul Staines is backed by the tories, either He is terminally dense or just plain pathalogically dishonest, whatever He really doesn't have a clue how it works. My hat off to Paul Staines for his magnificent coup, it was wonderful to watch it unfold, I wish I had half his skill.

1997 and all that # 1 Don't vote Tory because of the Health cuts.

2009-04-06T17:00:00.000+01:00

So how about the next time some dribbling cretin of a liebour panjandram starts going on about all the wonderful things the government have been doing about ........ since the dark days of 1997, You just shut the idiot up with some well aimed dentistry.

The tories just don't care about health do they? Well I first moved to Stafford in 1989, one of the first things I noticed was the brand new hospital very near the middle of the town. My wife trained as a nurse there, (apropos of nothing so did Kenneth Clarkes daughter,) both of My sons were born there and generally it stood as an example of all that was good about the county town. So after nearly 12 years of Liebour ministry how did it come to be a national disgrace ?

I don't think there is any one single reason for it, just the drip drip of eye-catching initiatives that used to be this governments hallmark, until they started doing an impression of some kleptocratic banana republic, filling their boots while the country collapses around them. Meaningless targets, where treating cut fingers is the same as treating major traumatic injuries. pointless flagship legislation like foundation hospitals, pertinent here, which means nothing to real people, cut price cleaning contracts ( peanuts, monkeys You know the score, ) I could go on. In the end as any fule no the key to running a good hospital is well trained and motivated doctors and nurses, along with immaculate cleanliness, until they realise that there is where the money needs to be channelled this will continue. Dont hold your breath.

My MP Michael Fabricant says that in 1999 He was told by ambulance paramedics that in life threatening cases it was better to go to Queens hospital Burton, than Stafford, though He made enquiries at the time, He was "fobbed off."

They just don't get it do they?

2009-04-06T16:39:00.000+01:00

So Britains new golden couple, are sentenced for their unwelcome behaviour in a South London supermarket. Tony " Rabbit Punch" Virasami and Antoinette " Skag Monster" Richardson, have received punitive sentences of four years and eighteen months respectively. So for the family of Kevin Tripp, who never returned from a Saturday outing to purchase provisions, having inadvertently got in the middle of Richardsons intellectual debate with another customer, this is what his life was worth to the great and good. In the meantime We wont have too long to wait until We can welcome them back again to the free world. Perhaps a reality show next " At Home With Toni And Tony " anybody.

What Allah Wants Allah Gets ( Or You Pay For Plod And This Is What You Get! )

2009-03-12T01:07:00.000Z

So welcome home the Royal Anglian Regiment, to the good wishes of the fine people of the home counties. But while Your there why not march past a bunch of filthy, indolent, scrounging, beardy mosque-rats, and their scrim-faced scrubbers kicking up a stink, much to the disgust of any right thinking human being who realises that these good men are, after all, only doing their job whatever their thoughts on the war.

So are these stinking pigdogs incredibly brave as well as phenominally idiotic? NO! because they are only doing it because they are being allowed to, given the protection of plod. No doubt this is in line with government diktats on "equality" and "diversity". but without plod they wouldn't be there, because they would get what's coming to them, in spades, ( and rightly so too ). So these brave soldiers of Islam are effectively officially sanctioned on their bold jihad, and guess who's paying for this? well You the tax-payer (including the good men of the Royal Anglian Regiment of course,) are funding this verminous lot in the shape of benefits that amount to more than the aforementioned troops are paid in wages. And who is paying for plod to preserve the "yuman rights" of this scholarly lot, why the good people who's day was spoiled by their malodorous presence in the shape of extortionate council tax.

It's not the first time of course that weve been insulted by the government this way, a couple of years ago a load of them got animated about some satirical cartoons they hadn't seen, in a small circulation regional newspaper, they hadn't heard of, and gained official sanction to march through the streets of the capital, letting us know exactly what they wanted to do to us, ( beheading us mainly ), although nobody in the country had the spine to publish the offending items. Meanwhile Jack Sinister the then foreign secretary made a great spectacle of himself, soiling his pants in public whilst railing against the feckless danes. All this had the effect of sending me and many like me running to the computer to see what the fuss was about, ( not a lot BTW ).

Zimbab-UK#2 Do You Really Think You Will Get A Vote?

2009-03-02T19:21:00.000Z

I'm not the only one who's been hinting at this, and if You look at the signs it's there before You.

The question is, after Brown has invested so much time and effort to get where he is without recourse to either the public or his party, how much chance do You really think there is that he will sacrifice all that?

Look at the reality of the situation, The country is in deep shit, in spite of Browns spinning nobody is fooled, by now if You haven't lost Your job or are not in danger of doing so, You will probably know someone who has. The government is responding by hurling ever larger quantities of cash at the banks, without any due diligence, the result being the banks continue to fail, companies are going to the wall or shedding staff in an effort to survive, less taxpayers, more defaulting, banks collapse, more bailouts and so it continues.

Consider this, The Civil Contingencies act (2004), is there to bring in in cases of emergency. It gives almost complete power to the state, i.e. Gordon Brown to effectively suspend democracy and crack down on dissenters, opposition politicians, journalists etc. Widespread civil unrest is expected this summer. The government can "create" a terrorist threat at any time.

Consider this, Soldiers returning to UK posts are being asked if they are willing to open fire on UK civilians. Now the army despise Brown who has screwed them royally, dancing to the tune of the old liebour who see the forces as a suitable target to exact "revenge for the miners" upon, ( this along with war on middle England is the sole raison d'etre of the remains of old liebour and Harridan Harperson,). Nonetheless, there are individuals within the army who are willing to shoot at anything they are told to, armed or unarmed, no questions asked, just for fun.

Ther is no election forthcoming. Brown does not consider us worthy of deciding who runs the country, He is right and We'd better get used to it and get in our place or else. Consider that plod has become the governments enforcer, and it looks terribly bleak. In the words of Edward R Murrow "Good night and good luck."

Humble Pie.

2009-02-27T01:46:00.000Z

It stands to reason that the first time I go off at David Cameron the timing looks spectacularly inappropriate. For the record My condolences to David and Samantha at this sad time, also I would like to acknowledge Gordons touching little speech, for once, hit the right note.

I'm not apologising for saying this, these two knuckle dragging primitives, should never have been born, and its a waste of scarce funds feeding them.

2009-02-26T18:49:00.000Z

When You hear that some unfortunate has been killed in South London, for the high crime of being in the supermarket queue by some syphilitic trollopes' undereducated, brain dead, wastrel of a partner in a row over queue jumping, then its time to start wondering if the death penalty isn't such a bad idea, even if for purely Darwinian purposes, i.e. cleaning up the gene pool. For some reason this particular crime has incensed Me, probably because I can't remember such a pathetically pointless act nor a more arrogantly random assault. I should point out that a violent and unprovoked assault as well, as is evident from the footage shown today, a cowardly one too, if it results in the victims death, is murder. The fact that Virasami hit the " wrong " person, is irrelevant, if the intended victim of this Sub-neanderthal half-wit had accused, one assumes correctly, Richardson, of queue-jumping, why is that an excuse? simple answer it isn't. If Virasami had hit the " right" person it makes no difference, it was a trivial matter and I believe "De minima non curat lex," so it should have been a juries decision, not a deal which insults the victim and his family. It should be said that the sentences will be derisory, and these two parasites will soon be back bothering the long suffering public and living off the state while the usual army of, liebour supporting, do-gooders make more excuses for them. A good man dies and a sick paralysed legal system fails to deliver justice, again. If Virasami had worn a turban and claimed to have hit an"infidel" in the name of Allah He'd have had the full weight of the law against Him, its time to wake up to the fact that their are bigger problems than a few bedwetting islamist fornicators in this land.

Update; At the time of planning this rant I hadn't realised that Virasami was black, so if anyone thinks any of this terminology inappropriate, can I say that he and his skanky hoe are a pair of knuckle dragging, parasitic, sub-neanderthal baboons whether they are black or white.

It also hadn't occurred to me that Richardson was a skag-head, and that their reason for being in such an affluent area was to fund her habit via the usual means, shoplifting. Additionally I suspect that a loser like Virasami is the type of person to use his race as an excuse for his being an utter waste of natural resources.

A Plague on Both Your Houses.

2009-02-24T18:14:00.001Z

Clearly the only reason that the Liebour filth ever introduced The Freedom Of Information Act was to give them the opportunity to expose Tory miscreancy. Presumably they felt in their high-handed way that nobody would ever find fault with such righteous and right thinking people as themselves, consequently the act has continuously come back to haunt them. The invasion of Iraq is the most shameful episode to have taken place in My lifetime, ( the Chagos archipellago aside, ) neither the Government nor, pathetically and utterly shamefully, the Tories can emerge from this cesspool of moral turpitude with a scion of credit. When in this enlightened age did it ever become neccessary to invent reasons or resort to xenophobia in order to start a war? I hardly need to mention the cost in terms of human life, or financially of this ill begotten misdeed.

So it comes to pass that the stateless, reptillian gauleiter and junta apologist "Judge" Jack Sinister, today hammered a gigantic ( and possibly fatal, ) nail in the coffin of parliamentary democracy by burying the truth about this criminal fiasco, away from public view. And Who should collude with the evil ones? Why the Tories of course! Flashman has finally reverted to type. Much as the painful humiliation of Jocky and co can't come soon enough, I can't see myself voting Tory until sackcloth and ashes have been worn over Iraq. Meanwhile Shrove Tuesday 2009, mark it well, another black day for this beleaguered land.

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Zimbab-UK #1

2009-02-13T00:31:00.000Z

So, its not illegal to con a big fat wad of tax-payers cash by claiming You live in Your sisters broom cupboard. ( notwithstanding the fact that the economy is in the toilet and thousands of jobs are being lost every week.) Because MP's live by their own rules.

Thats OK then.

You Sad Sorry Witless Pathetic Contemptible Mental Cripple!

2009-02-13T00:02:00.000Z

If You havent noticed yet that this country is uniquely in the shit, what planet are You living on?
If You can't resign You could just try dying. Soon!

Thought For Today.

2009-02-10T01:45:00.001Z

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An Open Letter To Lord George Foulkes Of Cumnock P.C. B.Sc. J.P.

2009-02-08T10:10:00.000Z

Dear George, frankly given Your record You would think You would keep a low profile, obviously not. Well done for shooting that big trap of Yours off, yet again, this time over Jeremy Clarksons entirely accurate description of Your party leader and unelected first minister of England. First point, You say something should be done about Clarkson, I agree, He should be knighted forthwith.I was interested that You said that He had insulted Brown three times, calling him a liar, Scottish and one-eyed. ( I notice no mention of calling him an idiot, I suppose there are some things that You can't deny,)

Well George, Its easy for You who grew rich at the expense of English, as well as Scottish and Welsh workers to pretend to be angry, but there are really angry people out here in the real world, let me spell it out for You. What Clarkson said was nothing, nothing at all. We hate him, We hate You and Your freeloading ways, You don't have the right of outrage, You have no rights.

Also I wasn't aware that the Scots, who generally like to remind people of their Scottishness were so sensitive about being reminded of their nationality. Looking forward to Your imminent kicking next year,

Yours,

King Athelstan.

Why is Clarkson apologising for telling the truth?

2009-02-07T09:33:00.000Z

I find it very difficult to be offended by Jeremy Clarkson, I'd just as soon have someone on the television who says what he thinks and doesn't worry about upsetting anyone, in fact I get the impression He often intends to offend. So I'm mystified as to why he felt the need to apologise for his largely inoffensive comment on the dear leader, A one-eyed Scottish idiot, Since he has one eye, is Scottish and is an idiot I see nothing to apologise for. Frankly given the state of the country, his offensive remarks regarding the strikes last week, his disgraceful attitude to political opponents, his attitude to democratic procedures, his attempts to ride on the backs of the armed forces, his suspect temperament and his petty-mindedness, its pretty mild stuff. His one eye is a feature that is well known to all, the reason for highlighting his nationality is that he makes an issue of it himself, ( as well as signing the Scottish claim of right, thereby promising to put Scotlands interests before those of the rest of the UK, ) and frankly an idiot is a mild rebuke for such a monumental pillock. Of course it was a qualified apology, just the one eyed bit, Scottish idiot still stands. Anyway the mock outrage is a bit rich, given that Blair, Major and Thatcher were routinely attacked in the media, without complaint so what makes the Brown one special?

Listening to Any Questions last night I was treated to the opinion of Liebour PPC Chuka Umunna, who took incredible umbrage at Clarksons remarks and said as a licence-payer He didn't want to see Clarkson on the BBC. Well as a licence-payer I want to see Him on the BBC, and I guess I'll have to put up with Liebour sycophants like Chuka Umunna ( another one labelled as a British Obama, if You will, somewhat missing the point I feel. )

The Gordon Delusion ( With apologies to Richard Dawkins.)

2009-02-03T18:28:00.000Z

Sometimes its just better to accept it, You were never meant to do the job, If You were scared to run against John Smith, God rest His soul, if You didn't think You could beat Tony Blair, You couldn't, then what gives You the right now. You can certainly talk , my God You can talk. You talk and You talk and You say You are right about this and You are right about that, You decry the tories, as if it matters, You tell us how bad it was back then, Yes it was bad for You, it was bad for You because You wanted to be boss and You weren't. It wasn't bad for Me, I was happy, sure the government were awful, but they were competent. This government is awful and incompetent, and We the real people suffer. It would be funny if it wasn't tragic, though I'm sure our European "partners" find it hilarious, watching this country go to the dogs whilst You make a fool of yourself and embarass us all. You were never meant for this and it shows, Youre a joke and not a funny one, Youre a fool, with no ideas and no integrity. The Army , by the way detest You, they have suffered from Your pathetic politically driven parsimony, their families have paid for your short-sighted ineptitude, criminally men have died for want of basic equipment, because of You, yes You! Damn You! Wives without husbands , children without fathers, parents burying their own Children ( at least You know how that feels,) and its Your fault. This is not a nice place to be, people were struggling against the tide of rising prices and rising taxes, and now they are losing their jobs, which were good jobs, some have had these jobs for over 30 years, do the maths, thats both of the recessions You talk about, when You are asked a question You can't answer, thats just about every day now. So what does that tell You? this is worse than those recessions, this is something We havent seen before and it happened on Your watch, You were the one who was there and that is what You will be remembered for, this is Your place in history. Books will be written about You. I can't imagine how that feels. Of course You could save face, do the right thing, go now, if not for You or the country, or the party You have discredited, then for Your family. You, however are too self- obsessed, too crass, too arrogant, too foolhardy to do that. So ask not for forgiveness it is Your own treachery that has brought You here.

MERRY CHRISTMAS !

2008-12-25T01:51:00.000Z

A very Merry Christmas to anyone reading this and thanks for the support. Feeling good and bearing up quite well in spite of the imminent axe.

Time to call time on the Met ?

2008-12-19T11:59:00.000Z

By any standards its been a pretty dire year for the Metrop0litan Police. Having the Chief Constable told to sling His hook by the new mayor, Barry George, the Damian Green fiasco, A pretty damning jury verdict over Stockwell last week, The conviction of Robert Napper finally bringing a long overdue apology to the man they really never wanted to say sorry to, Colin Stagg. The latter opened the door for a particularly damning BBC "Crimewatch Special". The pursuit of Colin Stagg was the most disgraceful and monumental Mickey Mouse operation of all time, in spite of the fact that not a single shred of useful evidence existed, millions of pounds were spent on trying to bring Him down whilst Napper continued to rape and murder under the Mets noses. In one particularly farcical sequence an entire cafe in Hyde Park was taken over by undercover plods whilst the unfortunate chap listened to a bizarre "confession" from the strange but attractive woman who kept pestering Him. It was clear that the Keith Pedder and Co had forgotten all about real police work and gathering evidence and were completely in thrall to the wierd and sinister Paul Britton, quite popular with the media back in the 90's.

Now its apparent that the case against Stagg, entirely centred on a "psychological profile" drawn up by Britton after repeated offers of a shag failed to get a "confession", (which would have been worthless anyway,) was troubling many senior officers and lawyers. There were plenty of people knew that they were not going to impress any judge with this crap and so it proved. On the big day it took less than an hour to send the media scurrying to the phones, yes it was that long ago, and a frightened and angry Stagg to address the media. It is what followed that was frankly even more disgraceful.

Unhappy at their humiliation, the police colluded with certain elements of the media (Sun, Mirror, Star, Mail, Express, You get the drill,) to start a vicious campaign against Stagg which lasted until this year. It was soon clear to any rational person that the man was innocent and guilty of no worse than being a loner, there was no need for the police to wait 15 years to apologise, many in the media took the trouble to interview Him and realised that He was angry and bitter but harmless and quite pleasant, the Met waited until they no longer had any choice than to say sorry and that is the problem.

Forest Gate, Stephen Lawrence, Stockwell, Stagg, George and Green. A commisioner who needs to be told that He's long since lost public confidence, when the Met screw up they screw up big, the they take a giant shovel and start to dig, denial follows accusation follows cover up, enquiry follows enquiry, good money follows bad. It's time for some brave new thinking, the countrys oldest police force does not learn from its mistakes. There needs to be a new force that accounts for its actions and serves the capitals taxpayers, mistakes will always be made, its how You follow them up that counts.

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Sacked...

2008-12-08T18:09:00.001Z

...and about time too!

Fire Away Folks!

2008-12-07T11:21:00.000Z

Alison O' Sullivan, Director Of Childrens Services, Kirklees District Council.

Salary £140,000, (unconfirmed.)

Cretins Of The Week

2008-12-07T10:16:00.000Z

A magnificent performance by speaker "Gorbals Mick" Martin. His attept to throw the blame around was quite the most shameless spectacle since, well since the last time "Al Zymer" Skinner rose to speak.

Not to be outdone, Smiffy's increasingly deranged performances give the impression that She's lost the plot and is back at school claiming that someone bigger did it and ran away. It should be said that Her pathetic, whining and thouroughly disgraceful response to the kicking She recieved from the European Court of Human Rights proves that, wait for it, She is not fit to be in government, She is not fit to be a minister of the crown and She is not fit to be a member of the House of Commons.(Frankly She is not fit to be a human being.)

In the spirit of bi-partisanship I would also like to honour Muslim-baiter Philip Green (Con, Shipley) who felt that it was neccessary to criticise Russell Brands award for best stand-up at the British Comedy Awards, on the grounds that, well take a guess. Philip just get on with Your job, You've never seen His act, I doubt that You have even heard the offending (and offensive) calls. Frankly I think Frankie Boyle or Al Murray were more deserving but that's my opinion.

An Apology.

2008-12-07T10:08:00.000Z

It appears I may have done Sharon "fat pay off imminent" Shoesmith an injustice in describing Her as a useless arrogant pie- chart making bat-faced harridan. It turns out She's also a fucking liar.

Has Anybody Ever Seen....?

2008-12-07T09:58:00.000Z

A child being lifted out of poverty? Smug Liebour drone James Purnell just mentioned it, and I've noticed all the robot mongs comer out with it at some point when they are chanting the McBroonian creed. So, if You have witnessed the lifting of a child out of poverty, or if You know where I can see a child being lifted out of poverty, or perhaps You have documentary evidence of a child being lifted out of poverty, I'd like to hear from You.

People 1 McStasi 0

2008-12-05T10:32:00.000Z

The European Court Of Human Rights does have its uses, particularly when it comes to crap governments trying to assert control by oppressive measures. People who have been found not guilty in a court of law have the right to be treated as not guilty by the police and public, not to have their DNA retained until the " next" crime they commit. The "government" is keen on treating us all as criminals, just waiting to have our crimes exposed or created, well this should spike them a little. Hopefully this should put the kybosh on any plans for a heinous national DNA database.

It Does Occur To Me

2008-12-03T01:16:00.000Z

That Damian Green is guilty of the highest crime in the Liebour manual, telling the truth. Just remember what happened to David Kelly and Andrew Gilligan. I dont know what is more pathetic, that they actually thought this would work, or that half-witted fat trollope Smiffy whining feebly that this is all the Tories fault, ridiculous.

No Need To Worry About The Nagging Element of Choice

2008-12-02T19:34:00.000Z

It would seem that the talentless, inept, ridiculous, serial failure and complete joke Geoff "Buff" Hoon is so keen on another runway at the over subscribed Heathrow airport, He and the Supreme Being are cooking up a plan with The Spanish Airport Authority to by-pass parliament, in case those pesky MP's do their elected duty and send Him packing. McBroon has such a disregard for public opinion or the authority of parliament You do wonder what He's got in store in May 2010, when He will be required to go to the country.

"It is right not to have an election at this time when I'm getting on with the job...."

Why Aren't Serially Incompetent People Sacked ?

2008-12-02T19:07:00.001Z

I was under the impression that bat-faced hag, pie-chart maker, and incompetent public servant Sharon "No Apology" Shoesmith had been summarily dismissed Yesterday, and frankly not before time. It appears She is in fact taking an extended holiday at tax-payers expense, which begs the question, what do You have to do wrong as against how little do You have to earn these days to be sacked? This is an insult to the Haringey tax-payers, many of whom are about to become unemployed through no fault of their own, and without a fat pay-off. It is also an insult to the children let down by her ineptitude.

It appears the lady is consulting m'learned friends in the hope of depriving the council coffers of a fat wedge, if the law isn't to be proved to be an ass, She will be told to get stuffed will she not?

Turds Of The Month (Part 2)

2008-12-01T18:33:00.000Z

The utterly useless pie-chartist, Sharon Shoesmith, newly unemployed today, represents everything that is wrong with this country. Picking up a six figure salary, at tax-payers expense of course, no doubt to deliver centred solutions of some description. She proved not to give a toss about the one thing She was there to do, ensure the protection of at risk Children. Good riddance, although I'm sure Haringey Coouncil could find Her a new job, delivering clean bog solutions, preferably with Her head.

As for Childrens Secretary, oily Ed Balls, well it took Him long enough, no doubt the public outcry and the Daily Wades campaign got Him to act in the end. Can't really forget His two greasy early morning appearances on the BBC, using them to take cheap shots at Flashman, who had no right of reply, or that He did nothing until the public forced His hand. And He never has to use a door.

Cretins Of The Week.

2008-12-01T17:48:00.000Z

A bit late and just as well, just saw Question Time last night and was treated to an exhibition of stunningly feeble ineptitude by Douglas Alexander, (Minister for something very important I am sure, but must confess I can't remember what.) I can't remember anyone, even "Buff" Hoon, giving such a limp performance since the terminally egregious "Bernie" Flint last appeared on there. Such desperation would be funny if He wasn't representing the government side, He was picked off easily by Gideon and pummelled senseless by the redoutable Julia Neuberger. You know it's getting desperate when Liebour politicians talk about the Tories because they don't have anything to offer themselves.

This takes the attention away from the remarkable misjudgement by Labourgraph duo, James Kirkup and Robert Winnett. Breaking the Damien Green story they said "However, the arrest of such a senior Conservative figure who hopes to become a Home Office minister will embarrass the opposition. He is now likely to face pressure to resign from the Tory front bench." Well erm... yes, quite.

I might also mention a little contribution from Lady Pollington Toynbee, something about 3 million unemployed not being so bad, 90% will still be working. Nice. ( If it's only 3 million that might constitute success.)

Oh, and the increasingly gormless Smiffy, worse than Blind Pew.

King Athelstans Share

2008-11-30T17:48:00.001Z

Thanks Gordon!

Whodunnit?

2008-11-28T16:16:00.000Z

Not implying anything here of course.

Blimey!!! What Next?

2008-11-28T15:45:00.000Z

A bit late for this one, I know. What I don't know is what to make of this one, McBroon is certainly an out of control, deluded maniac, but surely He would have known this would blow up in His face if He tried it. Is this somebody trying to humiliate the government? If so they may well have succeeded. If it was an attempt to intimidate or undermine the Tories, it has been a spectacular catastrophe. What does disturb me is the failure of anyone at Liebour to condemn this, forget the desperate state of the party what are You without principles?

Oh by the way, I noticed Liebour were advertising on My blog this morning what are they trying to achieve by this?

GMB Union Meeting Last Night, Subject Redundancies.

2008-11-27T10:35:00.000Z

Talk switched to the VAT cut to 15%. Much derision. These are ordinary working blokes by the way, the sort McBroon, Blears, Darling et al "understand".

What McBroon Means

2008-11-27T10:05:00.001Z

Gurning, grinning in a wierd and inappropriate way, ranting furiously and incoherently, chanting phrases repeatedly like some kind of comfort blanket, the booby hatch beckons for the dear leader. Anyway heres a list of some of His favourite phrases and what they really mean

These are global problems; I've made a mess of things and I need to shift the blame so I don't look like a dickhead.

It started in America; I need to push the blame somewhere and America is quite unpopular so I might not look like a dickhead

No 15% interest rates like the 1990's; If I can make it look like things could be worse maybe people will not notice that I look like a dickhead.

Youre not fit to be the opposition; I don't want to talk to You because You are much too clever and will make Me look like a dickhead.

I'm just getting on with the job; I'm not going to answer your questions as I may end up looking like a dickhead.

Its a shame they are playing party politics with this matter; Blimey thats a good question! I didn't expect that one, I'd better make You look unreasonable or I could end up looking like a dickhead.

King Of The Cretins

2008-11-27T09:36:00.000Z

If the increasingly disturbing behaviour of the supreme leader Jocky McBroon was not disturbing enough, the behaviour of what used to be the Liebour party is becoming increasingly unhinged. They were at it again yesterday when a speech by Gideon was a cue for a load of besuited mongs to start running around the government benches gurning , shrieking, making odd faces and gesticulating. Speaker Martin gave up. Just thought I'd mention that people are losing their jobs, houses, savings here, everything they worked for doing real jobs and paying punitive taxes for McDingbat and the dingettes to waste on increasingly quixotic projects. But I may have the answer, the motley collection of public schoolboys and girls/ Oxbridge graduates,( "Toffs", if You will,) that make up the rump of the PLP these days need to reinforce their "working class" credentials, by indulging in a spot of class war with the Tories. I fear they are trying to behave like "us", they are trying to look like "ordinary people". Sad? yes, pathetic? definitely, laughable? well maybe. I fear they may have been boning up by watching Tricia and Jeremy Kyle

Yayyyy! VAT Down 2.5%

2008-11-24T20:20:00.000Z

That should do it! cant wait to pay for savings on the stuff I won't be buying with higher national insurance contributions (supposing I still have a job,) no chance of paying higher rate tax with the complete lack of overtime.

Cretins Of The Week.

2008-11-23T13:58:00.000Z

Slow week, the most outstanding effort came from Liebour sycophant David Aaronovitch in the Times. In what was largely a good article by His standards, He spoiled it when launched a defence of Sharon "Pie Chart" Shoesmith, against the angry public, who tend to get a little irate when human fetulence tortures and murders innocent children under the noses of their supposed protectors. It was the lack of contrition and the excuses David. Not to mention the attitude that little Peter didn't really matter in the bigger picture.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article5175550.ece

Must mention the unwelcome appearance of Patricia "Doctor Death" Hewitt on the Politics Show, sounding like a primary school teacher admonishing a 5 year old child, She lectured on the need to do more to prevent smoking, plain packets, sold under the counter (with the illegal porn?) poke customers with a sharp stick, make smokers wear a silly hat etc. There comes a time when You are flogging a dead horse, it is a persons right to smoke if they want to, You will not persuade a single person to give up this way. Besides there is no attempt to address the increasing number of people smoking Barlinnie thinnies.

LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES!

2008-11-23T12:49:00.000Z

Just had the misfortune to catch McBroons party political broadcast, on behalf of the McBroon party (its all about Him these days,) in the form of an interview on BBCs Politics Show. If I didn't know We were in trouble before I certainly do now. It was an absolute nightmare to watch. Brown sat and chanted His mantra blundering through any attempt to answer a question, if the interviewer got a question in He was met with a non-answer. Most of these were references to the 1990s recession, and 15 and 18% interest rates (mentioned at least 5 times.) I can not remember paying such a rate , I would have lost My home if I had I am sure, I can remember tat wih hard work and a little austerity I survived quite easily. I have no such confidence now. Also He lost no opportunity to remind us that problems were global (lost count,) no use to the people whose problems are very local. McBroon was quite extraordinary, He seems to have not the slightest idea what is going on around Him. He speaks of People building up assets during the boom in addition to their houses, that will get them through, and lower interest rates ( forgetting the higher capital on many houses set against plummeting house prices,) than the 15% and 18% interests He clings desperately to repeating them over and over. He hasn't worked out that people have already lost their jobs, are already having their houses reposessed, will not be there to help out with His future tax rises. His bail-out of the banks has failed, the banks have cut and run with the money. All of this was punctuated with wierd and inaprpriate grins. I fear the man is blissfully unaware of the depth of the problems in front of Him. Someone needs to wake up to this, someone needs to tell Him that things are already bad, someone needs to tell Him that people are already in defensive mode, that they are not about to start spending money just because He wants them to.

We can't continue anymore to pretend that He has the answers. Its time to stand up when He lies, stand up when He bullies, stand up when He makes statements that He can't back up. This concerns everybody, left, right, Labour, Tory, Lib Dem. Its beyond party politics now, its much more serious than that, the future of the country is at stake, do not leave it in this mans hands.

Turds Of The Month

2008-11-15T15:23:00.000Z

The deluded mental state of the self appointed First Minister of England, is reaching disturbing proportions. His shameful performance at PMQ's was apparently due to His being all ready to give Flashman a good whupping on the economy.( How exactly? The economy is in the toilet and He put it there.) He took an unexpected and well aimed opening shot, and was then exposed as being completely unaware of the public mood. This resulted in a typical display of huffery from Him. What He had wanted to do was get in his idle oft-used dig about black Wednesday (16 years ago now, ) 15% interest rates (complete and utter shameless lie, ) and Camerons role. (Did He even have one? ) Ladies and Gentlemen if this is what the Supreme leader has to offer us then God help us one and all. His brainlessness hasd spoken on Gideons delayed attack on his mismanagement, This is "talking down the economy", (It is down, up to 99 people where I work are about to lose their jobs, how down do You need it to be? ) even more risibly it's playing politics. Am I missing something here? playing politics? Gideon is the Shadow Chancellor, of course He is playing politics You berk! That is His job. You spent all Your early years in parliament playing politics, shamelessly voting against every government bill for political reasons whether it was party policy or not e.g. Europe. You are the Worst person ever to hold the Office of Prime Minister and the worst Prime Minister, go to Hell, and take that bloody great chip You carry around with You. There are many people who have struggled in life and You are not one of them. By the way Nick Clegg is a better man than You because He stood for election.

Cretins Of The Week.

2008-11-15T14:42:00.001Z

Another week another casually racist slur against the people of England. I can't be 100% on this one, but fingers are pointing at one Ron Davies late First Minister of Wales, being responsible for advice to Caerphilly council to be careful when using the word British as it may be offensive to Welsh, Irish and Scottish people, implying an inclusiveness that doesn't exist. (Too bloody right it does!!!). No mention here of the English, of course, as British is now no more than a derogatory term used to beat the English with. Why not go the whole ten yards and mention that it might offend the many people who come and live in this country due to our generosity and hospitality. Get thee back to Hampstead Heath Ron, there will be a price to pay for this one day soon.

(Incidentally if anyone can supply Me with a copy of said leaflet, let Me know.)

Also no less than 61 headteachers in the Borough of Haringey, demonstrating a strong sense of where their priorites lie, have signed a letter in defence of Self-serving, parasitic, unapologetic, arrogant cow Sharon Shoesmith, right, chief pie-chart maker at Haringey social services. So where do the interests of children lie with this lot? Shoesmith is toast, though She'll be handsomely remunerated for Her failure no doubt. ( A list of the 61 will be published here when I get hold of it.)

Some More Points On Yesterday

2008-11-13T16:01:00.000Z

I don't think I will say this very often but credit to speaker Martin, for looking suitably appalled by behaviour on the government benches, and reminding them of what was being discussed.

The Simian parties feeble damage limitation came in the shape of Oily Balls arriving at the BBC for a cosy chat, He still had that shit-eating grin on His face, as He belatedly answered Camerons question, tried some point scoring and then left under the door. It seems that the BBC not parliament is the correct place to do such things.

I have to agree with Fraser Nelson that Blair would have handled this easily. As to Camerons opening shot, why does McBroon always look so pleased with Himself? He caused this with His policies, now people are losing their jobs does He really think that they want to see the architect of their misfortune beaming about it?

Mitch Mitchell (9/7/1947-12/11/2008)

2008-11-13T14:44:00.000Z

John "Mitch" Mitchell, drummer and last surviving member of The Jimi Hendrix Experience has died in Portland, Oregon aged 61. Afine drummer who formed a great rhythm section with Noel Redding, condolences to His family and friends.

Exactly How Inappropriate Was That?

2008-11-13T09:34:00.000Z

The trouble with starting something like this is that for a few days when You are too busy at work, things can move rather rapidly. Nonetheless, nothing has quite made the news more than the despicable murder, for thats what it was, of a young child in Haringey. The manner in which this horror unfolded has demonstrated the utter contempt in which the electorate is now held, in particular by the foetid corpse of this so-called government. It seems that We must now be so used to this that We will acceptthe casual report of a grisly crime, in a matter-of-fact manner, the substitution of a charge of allowing the death of a child, instead of murder for the perpetrators, and pathetically inadequate sentences where full life terms would be the only acceptable punishment. However the crowning insult has been the ludicrous self-investigation by Haringey council, famous You will of course remember for overlooking the savage murder of Victoria Clmbie, whereupon lessons were of course learned. The result of this has been a couple of written warnings and a No mea culpa from one Sharon Shoesmith the well remunerated Head of department, who we will be pleased to be informed is certainly not resigning. Fine but does someone not have the power to sack this contemptible bitch? or are sackings reserved for people struggling in real jobs in the real world? Not perhaps for something as trivial as negligently allowing the torture and brutal murder of an innocent child.

Naturally the public have been underestimated again, anger and outrage is the response, a mood clearly caught by David Cameron as He rose for PMQ's yesterday. Enquiring as to what the Supreme Being intended to do about it, He was met with an astonishing array of shrieks, catcalls and howls from the government benches. This You would recall was a question regarding the brutal murder of an innocent child that had sickened the country. Now its not the first time the parliamentary Labour party have behaved like chimpanzees and baboons at the most inappropriate of times. Have this sorry mob been collectively struck down by some psychotic disease of the mind? Have they not a little shame?

But it got worse, unable to fend Cameron off with His pre-written statement, He reverted to type. Unable to give an answer He accused Mr Cameron of playing party politics. Pathetic. Contemptible. Disgraceful. Some of the faces around Him said it all, He was given the opportunity to withdraw His outrageous slur, but that takes moral fibre and He, as We have known for a long time, has none. So He has dragged His office ever lower in His arrogant contempt for the people He claims to serve, another day of shame, when will it end?

The Colour Brown

2008-11-12T18:05:00.000Z

The unelected and unwanted Prime Ministers performance at PMQ's today marked a new low in the history of politics in this country. What a sorry excuse for a human being He really is. This blog will now declare Him an un-person.

2008-11-09T17:29:00.001Z

Liebour party nonentity Jack Dromey, best known for being married to minister in charge of man-baiting, Harridan Harman, has been complaining about the "terrifying" attack on Their home by Fathers4Justice. Whilst I can't imagine it having been any worse than what He is used to on a daily basis, I somewhat agree that certain things should remain private. Just keep the old lady out of our Homes eh Jack!

2008-11-09T01:25:00.000Z

Remembrance Sunday 2008

Not the appropriate place to comment on the rights and wrongs of government policy nor the attitude of some institutions in this country to those who serve.

Please take time today to pause and reflect and remember to wear Your poppy with pride.

Not looking an utter pillock.

2008-11-08T23:34:00.000Z

Nice to see Nigel Farage, the UKIP leader on question time giving His usual assured performance. He managed to shrug off Dimblebys suggestion that there was something more sinister ( i.e. racist ) about his party. However the battle with the more extremist elements does seem to have damaged His sense of humour a little, whilst I sympathise with UKIPs position on the unwieldy fiasco the EU has become, I can't help thinking there is a better use for His talents away from said fiasco.

The love-in continues.

2008-11-08T20:07:00.000Z

Oddbornes been at it again, turning out sycophantic puff pieces for Jocky in the Mail. Apparently the Glenrothes My-Dads-bigger-than-Your-Dad contest between Salmond and McBroon is in some way an indicator that the Jocksters been rehabilitated south of the border, what with His performance in the financial crisis and all that. In fact We could even be talking the E word here, given that He's closed the gap on the Tories apparently and then there was Gideon on that yacht and You know. I don't want to be the one to urinate on the frites here but the dear leader is lagging a little in the polls yet, and given that He couldn't quite manage to
stand for the leadership of the party when there was no real alternative, nor when the alternative was John Smith (RIP,) not much real chance of Him taking the risk of being sent hameward tae think again now is there? Whatevers going on up in Scotland between Liebour and the SNP has little to do with English voters, but there was clearly more to it than who gets to come down to Westminster and pass laws over the English, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah rights then to McBroon and co. Meanwhile there is a small matter of a situation spiralling rapidly out of control with Christmas fast approaching and people losing their jobs or working increasingly short hours, if I was Jocky I'd be visiting with My mates in the middle east or phoning up the president-elect to see how Hes fixed for Christmas, don't want those nouveau homeless chucking their turkey twizzlers at Him.

Cretins Of The Week.

2008-11-07T18:29:00.000Z

1. Fanny Squeers, of course.

2. The imbecilic, adolescent dick-head on Question time last night, who in an attempt to justify His belief that the fuss over the Ross-Brand fiasco was somewhat overblown, indeed it was, suggested that Andrew Sachs deserved little sympathy as his portrayal of "Manuel" created a stereotype. I hardly know where to begin on this one, leaving aside the fact that the character, a nervous catalonian waiter living in fear of his maniacal, pompous little Englander employer, was not the butt of the joke. Forgetting that the character was created by John Cleese and Connie Booth. This twerp clearly didn't realise that Sachs, a German Jew by birth, who fled Berlin in the 30's knows all there is to know about real bigotry and intolerance. Go and play with your train set kiddy.

3. Whoever called the Glenrothes by-election for the SNP.

4. Also Smiffy, still flogging the "plastic poll tax"( Iain Dale,) which apparently we can't wait for. Of course not dear.

Planet Liebour

2008-11-07T16:17:00.000Z

I decided to have another go at this blog after reading the comments of New Liebour mentallist harridan Hazel "Fanny Squeers" Blears. Who seems to have missed the point somewhat in Her tirade against internet blogging suggesting that ordinary people with computers have no business writing beastly stuff about our betters, ie cabinet ministers, who have a difficult job extracting our hard earned cash and micro-managing every aspect of our lives. Of course, far be it from Me to point out anything like what an utter berk She looks every time She goes on Question Time, spouting the usual party crap and trying to score points by chiming in with infantile remarks ,then looking very pleased with herself, but that would be beneath Me. Apparently She is none to chuffed bless Her little mittens. that so much time is being spent on digging up political miscreancy. Well much as I am loath to cause the good lady any more grief, She can get stuffed I feel that what follows may be somewhat unkind to Her and Her chums.

I don't know if the Glenrothes result was a sign that McBroon is making a comeback, or a sign of disillusionment with the SNP, a case of people casting their votes for a respected local candidate or whether Koko the monkey would have won if He'd turned up in a red rosette chuntering about Keir Hardie and Ramsey MacDonald. To be perfectly honest it doesn't matter because there is no way McBroon is planning on calling an election because He doesn't think He needs to inconvenience us with the nagging element of choice. By the way do You think, as the Dear Leader would have us believe that the financial crisis is over? If so where do You work?

Amy Winehouse

2007-09-06T15:34:00.000+01:00

Amy Winehouse is unquestionably talented, if she wasn't she wouldn't get the attention she does. Amy Winehouse leads a self destructive lifestyle, if she didn't the papers wouldn't be interested. Her father in law suggests that fans should stop buying her records, and the music industry should stop giving her awards, this it is suggested would force people to intervene and save her from certain death. I don't think that there is much of an argument there and anyway isn't it the case that what makes many artists so great is that they are driven by their demons?
of course there could always be an award for the best behaved music act. This could be given to Girls Aloud on the grounds that Cheryl hasn't beaten up any bog cleaners lately.

Random Thoughts Of A Guanabat.

2007-09-06T15:27:00.000+01:00

Isn't "role model" a term bandied about by the type of people anxious to deflect attention from the truth that they lead the lives of sewer rats and have the morals of alley cats?

From The Real World.

2007-09-04T13:27:00.000+01:00

The death at 43 years old has been announced of the remarkable Jane Tomlinson, some six years after the original prognosis suggested. In spite of her illness she did things I wouldn't even consider doing in full health. What a contrast to the numbties purportedly running the country.

As We Sound The Retreat,

2007-09-04T12:55:00.000+01:00

Well, just as the British Army retreats from Basra, not before time as I have said before, who should be putting in an appearance but our old chum Wobbly-Jaw McBroonski with some fresh guff about a new kind of politics. Er a new er kind er of politics, that is, I know perfectly well that McBroonski favours a one-party kind of politics, just like his old Soviet heroes. The truth of the matter is that the only kind of politics old clunking mouth is really interested in is the kind where he tells you what to do, and you do it. Not for nothing did he become Britains first self appointed Prime Minister, ( the Granita premiership perhaps? ), but as he guffs there is refreshing news this very morning that the country is not as bloody daft as I was beginning to think, as the latest opinion polls suggest a much narrower gap than before, 0-3 points, so no "snap" election then and no ratification for comrade no 1. NEWSFLASH !!! McBroonski just said he thinks he's like Margaret Thatcher, maybe they'll be carting him off to the funny farm before long. Is this the beginning of the Brown Splat?

Basking In Reflected Glory.

2007-09-02T01:32:00.000+01:00

Nelson Mandela is a fine statesman and held in the highest regard throughout the world. A statue of Mr Mandela is a fine addition to any self respecting city. Is it not a pity however that at 89 years old the great man can't be left in peace to enjoy his remaining years? Must he be dragged half-way across the world so that posturing, avaricious, lying, thieving, murdering con-men can try and gain some kudos from sharing a stage with him?

Stunt-Politics

2007-09-02T01:15:00.000+01:00

Clearly the governments doomed attempts to deport Learco Chindamo to Italy are yet another publicity stunt. Shame on the Tories and the press for dancing to the governments tune. I am not an apologist for a convicted murderer, but the government must have known that European laws they had assimmilated would make it impossible. Furthermore what would be the point of deporting him to a country he does not know and has no ties to. Chindamo may be an Italian national but he was bred in Britain and he is our problem not Italies. It's not madness, it's common sense, nor is it a matter of human rights. The government is not duty-bound to release Chindamo, it is shameful that they have cynically mis-used and manipulated not only Chindamo but also Mrs Lawrence and her family. SHAME ON YOU MR STRAW, YOU ARE NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE!

While McBroon Fiddles...

2007-08-31T23:09:00.000+01:00

Another death in Afghanistan, more anger at the "treaty", another kid shot dead in London. The prison officers walk out, who can blame them? Judge Straw attempts to strong arm them, hiding behind the courts. Putin rattles his sabre at the west, The Shrub rattles his sabre at Iran, The Americans Stage a stunt arresting a number of Iranians on legitimate business in Iraq. More arrests in the Rhys Jones murder. The financial markets remain volatile. Oh yes, and five young boys stand convicted of the manslaughter of a 67 year old man.

People Die,It Happens.

2007-08-31T20:57:00.000+01:00

I didn't do the Diana thing, I had the good fortune to be on holiday in Florida when large numbers of people completely lost the plot, never regretted it either. I had no problem with the late Princess of Wales, but I have trouble with the way people tried to out-grieve each other in such a ridiculous manner. Most of those participating had never met her, neither had I. Yes it was sad that someone died at such a relatively young age as it always is, particularly violent, pointless and wholly avoidable death. (I think you will find that travelling at excess speed in a car driven by someone who has been drinking and not wearing a seat-belt comes under the heading " To Be Avoided".) So why has the death of someone thought of as a force for good, lead to so much bitterness, nastiness and ill feeling? At the time the last people considered were those closest to her, that would be her sons. Acts of violence were reported against those who didn't want to participate in the national blubfest, and the haranguing of the Queen, (whos priority I would have thought was her grandchildren,) was nothing short of disgraceful.
And so it continues, as Egyptian grocers and ridiculous posturing barristers reduce British justice to a farce, some people seem keen to remember by dictating who should or shouldn't turn up at her memorial service, surely a matter for her sons, whether her friends or her own dysfunctional family agree. The only lesson from Dianas death is that nobody is immortal.

Here Is The News.....We Lost.

2007-08-29T23:15:00.001+01:00

Its taking a little time to sink in, I think the great and the good and George Bush are in denial, but Menzies Campbell is right, We lost the war, We lost. Once you say it it becomes much easier to accept. Its been obvious for a while,the Abu Ghraib pictures were a bit of a giveaway, but our leaders feel that we can afford to shed more blood yet in this lost cause, this is easy for them as they have no close relatives involved, Brown hates the armed forces anyway, but the endgame must be drawing near. In the meantime We lost, get used to it, move on.

New Liebour Twazzer Of The Week.

2007-08-27T17:44:00.000+01:00

Step forward Ms Jacquie " I smoked a bit of that once" Smith, Home Sec (for what it's worth). After responding quite well to the most inept wave of terror attacks in the history of inept terror attacks, She came up with a blinding response to the news that Britains kids have moved on from stabbing each other and are now shooting each other instead. She's going to crack down with......Acceptable behaviour contracts. That should have them cacking themselves! Well done Jacquie.
Honorary Twazzer for lifetime achievement, John "Two Jags" Prescott A K A "Prezza", "Two Shags". Former minister for Corpulence, Over eating, Bluster and Crass behaviour, achievements too many to mention but his career high point must be the "Mullet-Punch" episode.

Random Thoughts Of A Guanabat.

2007-08-27T00:12:00.000+01:00

Are you satisfied with things the way they are ? Isn't it time to start taking the country back again ? Who said the country was McBroons to give away as He pleases ? Is it the job of local government to keep taking your money and keep telling you what to do, all the while blaming you and telling you it's your fault ? Is it wrong to be white ? to be English ? to be married ? to be straight ? to be a Christian ? Is it wrong or racist or homophobic to ask ? If so why ?

Random thoughts of a Guanabat.

2007-08-25T02:26:00.000+01:00

What is the difference between a Constitution and a treaty?
A treaty is what you get when a government commits to a referendum only to realise that the worthless unknowledgable scum will tell them where to go, so they decide to circumvent them.

While McBroon Fiddles...

2007-08-25T01:57:00.000+01:00

Its been quite a week here,all the manafactured fuss over the courts decision not to deport Learco Chindamo to Italy (more later). McBroon showing his naked contempt for the electorate over the EU Constitution/Treaty, a matter for parliament not the country apparently after all what do us ordinary minions know about it ? The Americans kill 3 more of our soldiers in Afghanistan ( who needs the Taleban eh?). The Baboon the Americans elected president says that they mustn't pull out of Iraq too early like they did Vietnam!!! (So it wasn't because they were getting their asses whupped after all then?) And an eleven year old boy is shot dead in Liverpool, apparently by another youngster. I just wonder how proud the great man is when He reads the papers.

A Sorry State Of Affairs.

2007-08-17T11:09:00.000+01:00

Son of the manse eh? Brown bounce is it? Well count me out thank you very much. As once Great Britain is gripped, yet again, with alarming sycophancy combined with tabloid driven mental illness, lets just look at the facts here. What has our new model leader promised us exactly? Any answers to the Iraq fiasco? No! An end to the egregious, cripplingly expensive, potentially monumentally catastrophic and frankly completely useless ID cards? No!! An end to Mrs Balls' ludicrously expensive, half-arsed, namby-pamby, tree-hugger friendly, HIPs, (Hopeless Information Packs)? No!!! ( Can't possibly upset Ballsy.) Oh we'll think about changing the classification of cannabis again as if it makes a difference either way, and we'll get rid of that crap super casino that nobody wanted anyway, Oh thats all the mess of the last 10 years dealt with then, just time for a few pathetic stunts like looking all stand offish when standing next to the Clown from Connecticut, (or Bush the Baboon,) and trundling off on holiday to Weymouth in a fit of (faux) greenery. Just do us a favour Gordy, next year sod off to your usual Cape Cod haunt and leave Dorset for the real people (and Oliver Letwin). It's not as if one more flight is going to make any difference, especially if the plane was going anyway. Still the holidays didn't last since Uncle Gord was heading back to take control of the latest foot and mouth outbreak, doesn't know the front end of a cow from the back but still it gives the impression of control,except that a little more control in the first place would have prevented the fiasco.

Exactly why Braun has become Chancellor of the Reich is an interesting question anyway. Apparently back in 1994 after John Smiths unexpected demise, our exalted former leader Blair the tight trousered,had a bit of trouble believing he was a shoe in for the job of "Prime Minister In Waiting, The Government Are So Poor You Only Have To Show Up And You'll Win." that he invited the dour Shadow Chancellor for din-dins at some dreadful sounding Islington restaurant and struck a deal to get Jock Broon on board in exchange for handing over the leadership after a few years when He'd had enough. Presumably just in case the party got cold feet and decided to hand the hapless tories a lifeline. So He's not wanted in England, He's not wanted in Scotland, from what I can gather the majority of his party can't stand him (but they're such a bunch of spineless, useless lickspittles nobody had the guts to stand up to him,) so we're stuck with him and his insincere smile so that those who failed in their duty can keep their "jobs", telling us what to do, pontificating, patronising and coming up with witless crackpot schemes to make our lives an abject misery. Oh yes, and if you have had your fill of this lunatic asylum and feel the need to spend a little time in a more reasoned gentle environment, There will always be some ludicrous NL clone, probably with a name like Millibland, jabbing their rotten fingers at you for having the temerity to mess up the planet by taking a cheap flight, ( never mind what China, India, and our best buddies the USA are doing).
A Sorry State Of Affairs will be continued, I also intend to profile as many of the half-wits foisted upon us by Blitler and Broonski as possible in the coming weeks.